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amipunkyet:

WE TRIED TO TAKE SOME PICS OF GEORGE WITH CHERRY BLOSSOMS FALLING IN THE AIR BUT WHEN THEY FELL HE MADE THIS FACE

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That little tail wag kills me

(Source: ds08tf, via myrebellife)

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bettershitbricks:

i hate guys who make no noise during sex like are you alive???? are you not feeling this??????

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charlotte-corday:

I had a dream last night that I worked at McDonalds and I was behind the counter when this guy dressed in a tuxedo (with white dickie and tie) was snapping his fingers for a server. I went I over and he asked to see our “darkest red” and I knew he was talking about wine so I said “sir, this is McDonalds. The darkest red we have here is ketchup” and he had me pour him a glass of ketchup and he drank it while looking me directly in the eye.

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sickforya:

raise your hand if you’re tired and sad and wanna make out with a boy

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thelefthandedwife:

peechingtonmariejust:

420-bit:

Fucking quality post right here

I swear to God this shit made me fucking cry I laughed so hard LMAOOOOO

face-down-asgard-up
to the skeleton courtesy phone please

Idk why I find this funny……..BUT I DO!

(Source: chosen-undead, via funnylittlemonkey)

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betterwhenaked:

this is literally the best pick up line on a tshirt i’ve ever seen

betterwhenaked:

this is literally the best pick up line on a tshirt i’ve ever seen

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