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loserboyjean:

destroy the idea that big noses are not good noses

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I wish i could make you into a coat, but a living coat not a dead coat

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feminismrulesok:


Me
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minicanada:

THIS IS MY FAVOURITE TWEET EVER

minicanada:

THIS IS MY FAVOURITE TWEET EVER

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desertschlong:

TWINKLE TWINKLE LITTLE STAR I REALLY MISS MCR

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pauladeenandporn:

when I first tweeted these I had to try to hide them from my two psychologist parents but then they got so big that my neighbor told them about it and so they sat me down to ask if I needed help.

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sassykardashian:

sailingonsuccess:

sassykardashian:

Science side of tumblr how do I become a jellyfish

Jellyfish have no brains. You’re already pretty close.

Okay WOW

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tastefullyoffensive:

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releasethemurderbirds:

releasethemurderbirds:

My brother decided to use my bathroom and that was fine, but five minutes later I hear singing and he’s singing to the tune of “What’s This” for the Nightmare Before Christmas about various products I keep in the bathroom.

“What’s this, what’s this?

There’s products everywhere.

What’s this?

I think it goes in hair.”

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ladiesagainsthumanity:

RUTH. BADER. GINSBURG. 

via @sethdmichaels

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Anonymous said: This one time I queefed and my boyfriend lost his boner

caseyanthonyofficial:

We’ve all been there

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drakefan666:

a set of tags i was never prepared for

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